I DROPPED MY MONSTER CONDOM FOR MY MAGNUM DONG
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
his whole bootyass out
Some Pokemon doodles done over the last 2 days.
Somehow we managed to do the Goldenrod Radio Quiz whilst in Anarchy
I am still trying to figure out how the heck we accomplished that
TPP proves that miracles are not a finite resource.
I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE